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Voice.....Chris Parnell Guy 1.....Seth Meyers Guy 2.....Will Forte Guy 3.....Jeff Richards Deeper Voice.....Darrell Hammond Close up of three men are walking in a park, they stop and appear to be talking to the screen. Voice (offscreen): Say would you guys like to try a Roison? Guy 1: Sure why not. Guy 2: Okay. Guy 3: Try and stop me. Hand reaches out holding a bad of Roison, which contains small wrapped Roison candies. They all take one candy. Voice: So what do you think? Guy 1: Chewy and sweet. Guy 3: Tastes good. Guy 2: I like it. Can I have another? Voice: Sure. The three men grab some more Roisons. They unwrap and quickly insert in their mouths. Guy 3: (bitter face) Delicious... ACK! Guy 1: (breathing heavily) I'm having trouble breathing! Guy 2: (in shock) I can't see! Guy 3: (shirt is wet arond nipples) Milk is seaping from my nipples! Guy 2: (blood pours from his hair) What the hell?! Voice: You men should know better. Cut to a shot of a hospital. Deeper Voice: You tell children not to eat candy from strangers, so why the hell can you? Don't eat candy from strangers! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
