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January 18th, 2003
Host: Ray Liotta

  • Bush's Lost Speech
    C-Span presents Bush's lost Homeland Security speech.
    - written by Jafi.com

  • Ray Liotta's Monologue
    Ray is confronted by writer Reese about his Academy award consideration.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • NBC Cookbooks
    Eat like the celebrities of all your favorite NBC stars!
    - written by Chase Erwin

  • Door-To-Door Hitman
    Hitman goes door-to-door to offer his services.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Tommy Vercetti's Weapon Universe
    "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" character advertises his weapon shop.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Hardball
    Joe Lieberman proves his 'wackyness' as a presidential candidate.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Rocky VI
    Back for his greatest challenge ever!
    - written by Mark Polishuk

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Reese gives a commentary about actors and musicians and their media frenzies.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Pedophiles Anonymous
    Celebrities can't avoid anonymity during group session.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • The Mysteries Of Last Week
    Cast members and Lorne review last week's show.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Pinnochio: The "Real Boy" Years
    Geppetto seeks solution for Pinnochio's missing genitals.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Anarchy with Peter and Cynthia
    Peter and Cynthia question punk quality of Avril Lavigne.
    - written by Jenny

  • Ripped Beer
    If you want to stay healthy, get Ripped!
    - written by Draeger Martinez

  • Kiddie Scoop
    Pooper scooper device for kids.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • "Dreamblood-Part 2: Chapter 2"
    The girls meet Mr. Vengeance and a drug-dealing whore.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

Ray Liotta - 01/18/03