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February 15th, 2003
Host: Jennifer Garner

  • Cuisines of the World with Syd and Francie
    Coming this fall, the most spine-tingling cooking show in the world!
    - written by Draeger Martinez

  • Jennifer Garner's Monologue
    Garner opens the show with a quick joke.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Harmless?
    Public service announcement demonstrates dangers of using drugs.
    - written by Jafi.com

  • Fat Asses vs. McDonald's
    McDonald's executives testify whether they knowingly sold fatty foods.
    - written by Max R.

  • Confessions of A Fortunate Mind
    "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" prequel focuses on Pat Sajak.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese

  • Gig Rehearsal
    Girl band argues during rehearsal with Beck.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Are You Hot As Hell?
    A trio of angels interview souls who want to get into paradise.
    - written by Draeger Martinez

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Jesus Christ comments on becoming an attorney.
    Tracy Morgan says he is not ending his boycott of the Pepsi Corporation.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese with Max R.

  • The Diner
    Men shamelessly look up a woman's skirt while in a diner.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Animal Park
    Bear gets friendly with family during drive through.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • "Dreamblood-Chapter 2: Part 4"
    Tina and friends use Looney Tunes tactics on Q and D's henchmen.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • The Message
    "Kiddie Scoop" revisited from an alternate angle.
    - written by Matteo with Jessica Whitt

Jennifer Garner - 02/15/03