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We see a family driving in their car through an animal park. They stop at a sign that talks about lions. The mother and father look out but don’t see any lions. Mother: Do you see it? Father: No. They look some more. Mother: Well they are endangered species. Do you see any lions out there, kids? Brother: What? The mother turns around to talk to the kids in the back. Brother is holding a baby lion. Mother: Do you see any...what the? Where did you get that? Brother: At the gift shop in front. Mother: No you didn’t! Now put that back outside! Brother: But, mom. Mother: Do it! And if there are any other animals in here, get them out. Brother opens the door to let the baby lion and also a parrot out. Father: (to Mother) What’s wrong? Mother: Oh, they’ve been collecting the animals. Father: Kids. We’ve already got a dog at home and you don’t play with that. So we don’t need any other animals. Mother: Oh, now, the whole car smells. Brother: I’m bored. I hate this animal park. Just then we see a carefully crafted bear (man in a bear suit) trying to hitch a ride. Father: It’s a bear. Mother: Should we give it a ride. Father: (to Bear) Where you off to? Bear: Jellystone. The salmon are spawning. Mother: (to Bear) Where have you been? Bear: Only up in the tree, mam’. Mother: Well, I guess he’s alright. Father: Come on in. Bear gets in the back of the car with the two children. Bear: Thanks. They drive off. Soon, the bear reaches to the front seat and changes the channel on the radio. Bear: That’s better. Mother: I was listening to that. She changes it back to what was originally on. Bear: (coughing) Bitch. The bear turns to Brother who’s reading a comic book. Bear: Hey, what’s you reading there? Brother: Comic book. Bear: Let me see. Bear streads the comic book with his claws. Brother: Dad. The bear just ripped my comic book apart. Father: Well, he is a wild animal. Sister: Mom, the bear’s eating Brother. Mother turns to the back seat and finds the bear trying to stuff Brother in his mouth. Mother: Hey! Mother hits bear with rolled up magazine. Mother: Get outta here. Go on. Beat it. Bear: He said he wanted to see the inside of my mouth. Mother: Yeah right. Now go on. Get out! Bear leaves car angrily. Bear: Why you... Bear opens his claws and gets ready to attack the family when... BLACK OUT Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
