Saturday Night You: Christopher Walken: 02/22/03

February 22nd, 2003

Host: Christopher Walken

Lowe's Hardware
Lowe's manager relentlessly pushes duct tape onto worried shoppers.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
Christopher Walken's Monologue
The esteemed host 'fesses up about a skeleton in his closet.
- written by Draeger Martinez
PC Dracula
Dracula is reprimanded for being anti-Semitic.
- written by J.P. Ragan
Living with Tito Jackson
Tito tells his side of the Michael Jackson story.
- written by Justin Kaplowitz
Al Sharpton for President
Al Sharpton is the needed change for 2004.
- written by David Duffman
African Letters
A PSA about the dangers of spam e-mail.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Chris Kattan does terrible reenactment of David Hasselhoff's motorcycle accident.
While reviewing "Daredevil", Cynical Sam wanders onto Ben & Jen courtship instead.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Hybrid Pet Detective
Half-man, half-dog creature solves murder.
- written by J.P. Ragan
Kimmie's Corner
Little girl hosts talk show in her bedroom.
- written by Jessica Whitt
Creamer's Coffee
Housewives are asked to rate the flavor of new Creamer's Coffee.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
The Undertakers/Dead Body Salesman
The undead refusing to be buried sparks a sales technique.
- written by Vincent Gargiulo
Dreamblood Part 2: Chapter 5
Tina Fey, her crew and the villains make it to the "real world".
- written by John Edward Kilduff
Bravo Presents: Mr. Roboto, The Musical
The brainchild of a late night Styx listener.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II