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March 8th, 2003
Host: Queen Latifah

  • Bush's 2nd Proposal
    White house cabinet tries to stop President Bush from writing a new UN proposal.
    - written by Jafi.com

  • Queen Latifah's Monologue
    Latifah isn't pleased when Steve Martin makes another meaningless cameo.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Subway Ale Ultra
    Jared drinks to keep those extra pounds off.
    - written by Max R.

  • The Husseins
    "Osbournes"-style program shows reality of situation in Iraq.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • A PSA Against PETA
    Queen Latifah warns against the stupidity of People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • French Toast
    French exchange students gets treated to rude jokes as guest on "Zoom".
    - written by Brian Ziak

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Tina Fey offers a personal comment on Iraq.
    Nathan Alcott makes a political statement about the U.S. and its war enemies.
    Broadway musical "Urinetown" comes to the big screen.
    Tina & Jimmy interview David Letterman over the phone.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • Battle Of The Networks
    Competing networks vie for the reality TV viewing audience.
    - written by David Duffman

  • Robin Hood Elevator
    Robin Hood and his Merry Men chase imposter at department store.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • Hip Hop Hippity Hop
    Latifah is a guest speaker in a hip-hop wanna-be class.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here!
    Competing networks vie for the reality TV viewing audience.
    - written by Eric Golden

  • The Late, Late, Really Late Movie
    Black servant girl is murder target in "The Spiral Staircase".
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Dreamblood: Part 2: Chapter 6
    Tina and her crew eliminate the Drug-Dealing Whore, then get challenged to a fight on national TV.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Last Call With Carson Daly
    President Bush discusses Thursday address with limited audience.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

Queen Latufah - 03/08/03