JARED FOGLE.....Jimmy Fallon
JOHN WATSON.....Tracy Morgan
LAURA THOMPSON.....Amy Poehler
CLAY HENRY.....Seth Myers
Slow motion shot of JARED FOGLE, the Subway spokesman,
walking in the park.
Voice over: Jared has lost a lot of weight eating
Subway sandwiches, but what does he drink to keep
those pounds off?
Jared: Easy, I just drink Subway Ale Ultra!
Slow motion shot of JARED chugging the can of beer,
with beer flowing all over his face.
Voice over song:
He's still lookin' good
Eating subway sandwiches
But when he wants to get drunk
He drinks Subway Ale Ultra
Jared V/O: All over America people are keeping
the weight off with Subway Ale Ultra!
Shot of JOHN WATSON riding down the street giving the
thumbs up. Caption reads: "John Watson lost 90
pounds". He looking a bit tipsy, then crashes his bike
into a parked car.
Shot of LAURA THOMPSON roller blading in the park,
giving the thumbs up. Caption reads: "Laura Thompson
lost 75 pounds". She stumbles over to a bush and
throws up.
Shot of CLAY HENRY sliding down a pole in a firehouse.
Caption reads: "Clay Henry lost 125 pounds." He takes
a couple of steps, stumbles to the ground as the fire
truck takes off.
Cut to JARED in the park
Jared: So if you wanna get plowed, but still keep the
weight off so you don't get stuck with the fat girl in
the bar at closing time, drink Subway Ale Ultra. Just
look at us!
Wide shot of JARED, JOHN, LAURA, and CLAY all chugging
cans of Subway Ale Ultra. LAURA belches, JOHN gropes
her, attempting to kiss her, JARED goes over to a bush
to vomit. Flash Subway Ultra Ale logo.
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