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March 15th, 2003
Host: Salma Hayek

  • 10 Downing Street
    Tony Blair is forced to pay up British debt for involvement in WW2.
    - written by Jafi.com

  • Salma Hayek's Monologue
    Hayek shows footage of Mexican Spring break trip with the cast.
    - written by Max R.

  • Condom Ad I
    How effective are condoms for sex?
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Home Movies
    Woman is disturbed by date's home movies presentation.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Dueling Christina Aguileras
    Aguilera confronts Maya Rudolph on her impression.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Condom Ad II
    Still using condoms during sex?
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • "I Can't Write"
    Tina Fey explains her writing problems in song.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Baked Bean Prankster is on the loose.
    Resteraunteur Charlie Grayson speaks out against "Freedom" Fries.
    Hindu-Muslim devotee R.K. Srivastava comments on archeological dig.
    Tracy Morgan reviews "Bringing Down The House".
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • Kangaroo New Jack
    Separated from tour group, Americans are held up by kangaroo.
    - written by J.P. Diddy

  • Visions 3000
    Renowned dreammaker shows clips from his work.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • Press The Meat
    Disturbed Tim Russert interviews First Lady Laura Bush.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • National Geographic Gone Wild
    Third world chicks and boobies come together at last.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • 2 Chicks Swalkin’
    Anita Hill calls Condaleeza Rice to talk about Colin Powell.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Dreamblood-Part 2: Chapter 7
    Tina has an unusual encounter with Joe Piscopo, amidst evil cyborg Roboteri.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Jack Rhodes Scores Some Take-Out Grub
    At local diner, gonzo sports-radio host shares his thoughts on Oscar-nominated movies.
    - written by Draeger Martinez

Salma Hayek - 03/15/03