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Condeleeza "Connie" Rice...Salma Hayek Anita Hill...Maya Rudolph Colin Powell...Dean Edwards (Fade in) (Setting: Condeleeza Rice’s living room) (Phone rings; Connie answers her phone) (Screen turns to split-screen) Condoleeza Rice: Hello? Anita Hill: Connie? Connie Rice? Condoleeza Rice: Yes, who is this? Anita Hill: Hello, baby girl, it’s just your girl Anita Hill. Condoleeza Rice: Who? Anita Hill: Come on, girl! You remember me...we meet at Bush’s inauguration. Condoleeza Rice: I still don’t remember you. Anita Hill: Baby doll, you may remember me from the Clarence Thomas Hearings. Condoleeza Rice: Oh, right. Okay, what have you been doing for yourself? Anita Hill: I doin’ pornos! Condoleeza Rice: Really? Anita Hill: No! Just kidding...I’ve been doing tricks on the corner. Condoleeza Rice: Oh – Anita, it is Anita, right? Anita Hill: Yes? Condoleeza Rice: Anita, how did you get my number? Anita Hill: I was with Ted Kennedy last week, and I found your number in this little black book. There was note by your name, “BJ, 69, 7&7, Rum & Coke.” Condoleeza Rice: Anita, I think that’s a personal matter that you should keep to yourself. Anita Hill: It’s cool Connie. Every sister has her secrets. Condoleeza Rice: Thanks. Anita, why did you call me? Anita Hill: I wanted to ask you if you have been with Brother Colin Powell? Condoleeza Rice: Anita, sister to sister, you know that’s wrong! Anita Hill: Yeah, I know, but have you? Condoleeza Rice: No, I am a professional woman and a woman of integrity. Anita Hill: Connie, let me be as serious as I can from one sister to another. If Brother Powell asks you to do some lovin’, you better. Learn from my mistakes. When the man says so, you do so! Condoleeza Rice: Anita, why are you telling me this? Anita Hill: I regret not taking Clarence up on his offers. He was my boss and I didn’t. (Anita Hill starts to cry) Condoleeza Rice: Anita, I understand. I am going to let you go. (Connie shuts phone off) (Screen goes from split-screen to normal) (Setting: Anita Hill’s car) (Anita’s phone rings; Anita answers her phone) Anita Hill: Hello? (Screen goes to split-screen) Colin Powell: Anita, it’s Colin. Do you think she bought it? Anita Hill: Is Dick Cheney a heart attack case? Colin Powell: Right! (Devilish Laugh) (Powell shuts off his phone) (SUPER: Later that night) (Colin Powell knocks on Connie’s door) (Connie answers door) Colin Powell: Hello Connie! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
