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Man...Seth Meyers Woman...Tina Fey (OPEN ON A WILD PARTY, MUSIC BLAIRS LOUDLY, A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE SEEN GETTING DRINKS AT A BAR.) Both: Two Please...(LOOKS AT EACH OTHER) Oh! Man: Hi. Woman: Hi. Man: So whatcha' doing? Woman: Just Chillin' out, how bout you? Man: Same Here. So...Are you with anybody? Woman: No, I'm going stag tonight. Man: Me too! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Woman: Well... Man: Don't worry, I've got protection. Woman: Well, if you put it that way... (MAN AND WOMAN CASUALLY WALK HAND IN HAND TO A ROOM MARKED "PRIVATE". THEY ENTER, THE SOUNDS OF A BED SQUEAKING CAN BE HEARD, TIME LAPSE, SUPER: 45 MINUTES LATER, THE SQUEAKING CONTINUES. THE MAN IS NOW SEEN SNORING AS THE WOMAN CONTINUES.) Woman: Hey! Man: Zzzzzzzz! Woman: Wake Up! Man: Oh, wha...Is it over already? Woman: Nothing's happened yet! What's wrong? Man: This is going to sound Strange, But I'm not feeling anything! Woman: You don't think for a moment... (BOTH LOOK OVER AT A PACKET OF CONDOMS, MUSIC FADES UP: THE ROLLING STONES' "SATISFACTION") Man: God Damnit! (MAN AND WOMAN LEAVE THE ROOM AWKWARDLY) Announcer: (SUPER) Condoms, you just can't get no satisfaction. Paid for by the "National Association for the Sexaholics of Today and Yesterday", (FADE OUT) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
