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INT. VISIONS 3000 TV SET - DAY We’re on the set of this normal looking TV interview show. A big sign saying VISIONS 3000 is in the background. An INTERVIEWER is with Neil GUSTAFFSON. Both men are in casual suits. INTERVIEWER Hello and welcome to Visions 3000, your daily look at all things going on in the world here in the year 3027. With me tonight is Neil Gustaffson, renowned dreammaker. Neil, thanks for being on the show. GUSTAFFSON Thank you. INTERVIEWER Now you’re here to promote your latest dream, “Lost Hallway”. GUSTAFFSON That’s correct. INTERVIEWER In fact, let’s see a clip from it. INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT We see Gustafsson standing in the middle of this creepy hallway. GUSTAFFSON (OS) Okay, well there I am. I’m walking down this long hallway. Gustafsson walks down it until he reaches a door and opens the door. GUSTAFFSON (OS) I come to this door and curiously, I open it. He opens it and there is a naked woman standing there. The woman approaches and soon the two just start making love. GUSTAFFSON (OS) Inside, you see there is a woman and she gets nearer and then naturally, we make love. That woman incidently, I saw at the supermarket at the checkout stand the other day. I guess I thought she was hot and remembered her enough to get her in my dream. Anyway, there you are. There’s her tounge there. BACK TO SET INTERVIEWER Now, you’ve been getting a lot of flack by people who say you are putting down the old family name with these so-called “wet dreams”. How do you answer to them? GUSTAFFSON Well, back when my great-grandfather was making dreams, things were much different. INTERVIEWER In fact, we have footage from when your great-grandfather Don Gustaffson was here. INT. SAME SET ONLY WITH DIFFERENT SIGN IN BACKGROUND SAYING “VISIONS 2000” - DAY The Interviewer, now just a little KID, interviews DON GUSTAFFSON. INTERVIEWER KID I’m here with Don Gustaffson who is back this year with an all new dream that he created last night. Can you tell us about it? DON GUSTAFFSON Well I got a clip. Can we just show that? INTERVIEWER KID Oh sure. Roll it Gooney! CUT TO A BLACK SCREEN It stays black and silent for about 20 seconds. BACK TO OLD SET INTERVIEWER KID That was amazing. BACK TO CURRENT SET GUSTAFFSON See that. Now we have the actual technology to really show the dreams. I mean now we take viewing dreams for granted but back then, it was unheard of. I am simply bringing the people what they want. With the technology today, we can have sex with anybody we want and see it on camera. INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT We see Gustaffson kissing some woman on the bed. GUSTAFFSON (OS) Okay, well there I am having sex with Kylie Minogue. The camera then shows the face of Kylie. GUSTAFFSON (OS) Now what’s going to happen is that Kylie will kind of morph into my mother. Gustaffson is now making out with a very old woman. INTERVIEWER (OS) Very Freudian. GUSTAFFSON (OS) I know. It pissed me off. Luckily, my mother turned back into Elizabeth Hurley before she gave me the blowjob. We see Elizabeth, on her knees, grinning evilily up towards Gustaffson. BACK TO SET INTERVIEWER Now do you ever plan to make a dream not sexually-orientated? GUSTAFFSON Well actually I have little control over it. Whatever comes into my mind at the time of filming is what you get. I guess I’m just a pervert. INTERVIEWER What do you think you’ll be dreaming tonight? INT. HALLWAY - DAY Just like the other dream. Gustaffson walks down the hallway and opens the door, only this time to find the Interviewer naked. The Interviewer approaches Gustaffson and we black out. Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
