May 10th, 2003
Host: Adrien Brody
Bush Checks His Tivo
Fresh from the war, Bush catches up on his Tivo broadcasts.
- written by
Jafi.Com
Adrien Brody's Monologue
Brody is nominated for hosting duties alongside other big-name celebrities.
- written by
Max R.
Behemoth Jr. Strollers
Introducing the world's sturdiest, studliest line of baby strollers!
- written by
Draeger Martinez
Saul The Molester
Psychologist tries to deduct whether or not Saul is a molestor.
- written by
JPIII
Out And About
Shipwreck victim runs a news show on the Deserted Island Network.
- written by
Cash Car Star
Chuck Chaser and Associates, Attorneys at Law
A law firm solicits victims from oversized-baby-stroller mishaps.
- written by
Draeger Martinez
Brissed Off
Jewish boy is embarrassed that he's not circumcised.
- written by
Ben Ericson
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
Nose Trouble
The lives of big-nosed celebrities are probed.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
A Message from Microsoft
Josh Saviano is new spokesman for Microsoft.
- written by
J.P. Ragan
E! True Hollywood Story: The Michelin Man
The tire mascot's life in flashbacks.
- written by
Alex Thomason
The FartJokes
Barry & Linda FartJoke wait for a table at a restaurant.
- written by
Vincent Gargiulo
A Message From the Osborne Family
Troubled clan try to sing good wishes for son Jack.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II