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Hal....Adrian Brody Ginny....Rachel Dratch [Exterior in a sun-dappled park. We close up on an earnest young couple in sensible/boring clothes.] Hal: When Ginny and I decided to have kids, we wanted only the best for them. A big house, good local schools, the best neighbors and playmates they could ever want. Ginny: But we also know the world can be tough, Hal. So we also want our youngster to have every protection we can afford them, too. And that starts with baby's first stroller. We test-strolled a number of different models [montage of children in actual, increasing larger strollers], even some two-seaters in case we have twins. Hal: But ultimately, we couldn't pass up this... the Behemoth Jr. [The pair walks over to an outrageously big stroller, with a baby nestled deep inside.] Ginny: The Behemoth combines quality craftsmanship with an eye toward safety. It's the first fully-equipped Stroller Utility Vehicle, or "s.u.v." -- that's all lowercase letters, because capitals might frighten your baby boo. Hal: No detail was overlooked [quick cuts as she points out the features] safety roll-cage, full seatbelt and shoulder-harness, all-terrain traction wheels. No air bags because their fast deployment can give little missy a nasty whiplash, isn't that right pumpkin? [cooing over the baby] Announcer [v/o]: Behemoth Jr., available at all Range Rover and Toys R Us retailers. As shown, $995; nicely equipped for $1,759. Zero-percent financing available for qualified buyers. [fade out] Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
