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Himself/Brian Fellow.....Tracy Morgan .....Dan Aykroyd .....Tim Meadows .....Lorne Michaels .....Toonces, the Driving Cat Mr. Peepers.....Chris Kattan (Fade in) (Dan Aykroyd’s dressing room) Tracy Morgan: Hey, Danny, you ready for the show, tonight? Dan Aykroyd: Yeah, totally. Tracy Morgan: Can I ask you something? I know you had a lot of recurring characters on this show. So, I wanted to know how to kill off your own recurring characters. Dan Aykroyd: Well, Tracy, my advice is basically, you don’t want to do anything too extreme for your last show, because you can always bring back the character back when you host. Like tonight, I have a sketch with my Bob Dole impression. I also have a Blues Brothers piece. Tracy Morgan: Right, so I shouldn’t kill off my characters? Dan Aykroyd: No, not like that, kill off one of your recurring characters. Have fun with it! Tracy Morgan: Cool, thanks bro! (Exit Tracy Morgan) (Dan pulls out a walky-talky) Dan Aykroyd: Lorne, the stage is set…go ahead with ‘Operation: Tracy’s last show”. (Fade out) (Fade into Tracy’s dressing room) (Tracy is talking to Tim Meadows) Tracy Morgan: Yo, Timmy! Tim Meadows: Yo, Tracy! Tracy Morgan: Timmy, it’s my last show tonight. I want to ask your advice. Tim Meadows: Sure, go ahead. Tracy Morgan: How do I kill off a recurring character? Tim Meadows: I killed off my only recurring character by making a movie out of the character. Tracy Morgan: I don’t think Lorne wants to make a movie out of me talking to the host between sketches and telling him to get me a soda, (yells into the phone) BITCH! (Enter Lorne Michaels) Lorne Michaels: Tracy, I need you for the cold open. Tracy Morgan: That’s great, Lorne. Guess who I’m talking to? Tim Meadows! Lorne Michaels: Who the hell is that? Never mind, I need Brian Fellows! Tracy Morgan: Okay, gimme a minute. (To Tim Meadows) Timmy, I gotta go! (Tracy turns off his phone) (Action flashes to the Brian Fellow’s Set in the studio) Lorne Michaels: Oh Brian Fellows! Over here! (Enter Tracy Morgan as Brian Fellows) Brian Fellow: I’m Brian Fellows! Lorne Michaels: I understand, I want you to meet someone…Toonces, the driving cat! (The Toonces puppet turns to the camera) Brian Fellow: Hello, Toonces, I’m Brian Fellows! You’re a cat that can drive a car. That sounds crazy! Lorne Michaels: Brian, how about you and Toonces go for a drive? Brian Fellow: That’s sounds crazy! Let’s do it! (Brian Fellows and Toonces start to exit) Lorne Michaels: Oh, Brian Fellows, take Mr. Peepers with you, too! (Enter a scientist holding Mr. Peepers) (The Scientist gives Mr. Peepers to Brian Fellows) Brian Fellow: He’s half man, half monkey…that’s crazy! (Exit Brian Fellows, Mr. Peepers and Toonces) (Action flashes to a car with Toonces driving, with Brian Fellows and Mr. Peepers riding in the car) Mr. Peepers, do want to listen to the radio? Mr. Peepers: Baa! Brian Fellow: Okay, that’s a yes! (Brian tunes the radio) Toonces, watch out for that cliff! Mr. Peepers: Baa! Baa! (Clip to a car falling off a cliff) (Cut to the bottom of the rubble) Brian Fellow: Toonces, we’re dead, or something. That’s crazy! Mr. Peepers: Baa! Baa! Brian Fellow: I’m Brian Fellows! Live from New York, it’s Saturday night! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
