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Coming to Animal Planet this summer [ montage of following characters ] One Small Boy Fifteen Slimy Turtles His Mother Will Only Let Him Keep ONE [ footage of boy playing with different turtles, mother looking on sternly, including a shot of a turtle riding in the basket of boy's bicycle ] But here's the secret you'll know from the start: the turtle this boy picks must choose between living with him as a pet and .. one .. million .. dollars! And the turtles can't tell him. [ footage of turtles mingling among each other; one shot shows a turtle head-butting another turtle who has hidden in his shell, dramatic close-ups on the faces ] Watch as these vicious turtles battle it out to win the heart of an eight-year old boy. And in the end, will the turtle choose life with little Jimmy, or will it choose .. one .. million .. dollars! [ show title card ] For Companionship or Money, this summer on Animal Planet! Also, don't miss this upcoming show on CNN! [ footage of press conferences by Blair, Chirac, the German dude, etc ] One European Union [ footage of maps showing Poland, Estonia, Belarus, etc ] Fifteen Nations with struggling economies One open chair [ footage of diplomats attending dinners, shaking hands, etc ] But here's the secret you'll know from the start: the nation invited to join must chose between diplomatic unity and .. one .. million .. dollars! These diplomats can't reveal a thing. [ footage of rioting in streets, troops practicing at a firing range and diplomats attending formal balls ] How far will these nations go to impress the EU while fighting each other off? Don't miss all the catfights and bitter rivalries as these nation-states have the chance at .. one .. million .. dollars! [ title card ] For European Socio-Political and Economic Unity or Money, this summer on CNN! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
