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Herbert Füchen...Chris Parnell
(opens on Herbert Füchen in rural country setting, Super on bottom of screen shows: HERBERT FÜCHEN-Chairperson of FÜCHEN FOODS) Herbert Füchen: Hello, I'm Herbert Füchen, the owner of Füchen Food products, a family owned-company that's been around for more than 130 years and counting. Ever since my great-great-great-grandmother, Willa Füchen, came to upstate New York, she had one dream. That dream was to make the best food around, using only the best ingredients from the family farm. The result was Füchen food products, which became a leader in all kinds of foods, all of which are made from the best Füchen ingredients so they match our high Füchen standards. And that's why Füchen foods are so good that you'll ask for them by name. You won't just go to a store and ask for a box of granola, you'll say, "I would like some Füchen granola." When you order a hamburger or a hot dog, and you want it with ketchup, you'll say, "Put some Füchen ketchup on this Füchen hot dog. When you serve Füchen Foods at dinnertime, everyone will be saying, "Pass the Füchen meal" because it is simply Füchen excellent. And I'm not only the president of Füchen foods. I make sure that all the Füchen ingredients that go into the Füchen food products you find at the store are only the best. Because if they're not, we don't make anything out of them. Our promise is that we will not give you any Füchen thing that's not Füchen perfect. Or else I wouldn't give it to my young daughter, Martha Füchen. It's not just great food. It's Füchen great food. Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
