June 28th, 2003
Host: Seth Green
Hardball
Chris Matthews addresses America's latest stance on Iraq.
- written by
J.D. Donaldson
Seth Green's Monologue
To demonstrate live
danger
, Green will shoot himself out of a cannon.
- written by
Cash Car Star
Eboni La Mont, black gay fashion designer
Recurring character promo.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
The Straight Shizzle
Director Ang Lee presents bloopers and outtakes from the Hulk movie.
- written by
DJ Kornbus
Can You Race a Horse Like That?
Pre-race problems arise when jockey's horse develops a hard-on.
- written by
JPIII
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Jimmy Fallon presents a ridiculous news story.
Hillary Clinton announces her candidacy for the 2008 election.
Jay the Movie Dude reviews "28 Days".
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
Alternate Future Theatre Presents: Episode 619
Inhabitants of a world where sandwiches don't exist.
- written by
J.P. Ragan
Two Joe's Pizza
Going the extra mile to keep their pizzas appetizing.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
The Rock Dungeon
Former garage rocker interviews new local band The Ash Piles.
- written by
Tony Dumont
Flock O' Sheep
Cutting grass has never been easier!
- written by
Cash Car Star
Helen's Center of Beauty and Relaxation
Waxer's boyfriend pays the price for indescretion.
- written by
Jen
"Save The Starving Former SNL Musical Guests"
Seth Green begs viewers to help those in need.
- written by
John Edward Kilduff
Bush's Apology
President Bush apologizes for his behavior over the past six months.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
