July 26th, 2003
Host: Luke Wilson
What Happened To The Husseins?
Are those boys really dead?
- written by
Jen, JPIII & Patrick Lonergan
Luke Wilson's Monologue
Wilson's named body parts express embarrassment for his monologue.
- written by
JPIII
Dr. Kevorkian’s House of Celebrity Death
Dr. Kevorkian allows people to emulate favorite celebrity deaths.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
The Chameleon Man
The Chameleon Man hides from an insane handless man trying to kill him.
- written by
Cash Car Star
Packages Sports Bar
It’s happy hour at every gal’s favorite neighborhood bar.
- written by
Draeger Martinez
To Whom It May Concern
A fan writes the musical guest.
- written by
Jen
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Siamese Twins Gary & Paul Forrestor debate senior citizen driving capabilities.
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
Ballet Critics
Slackers provide commentary at childrens' ballet recital.
- written by
JPIII
More to Life
John can't get over a relationship with the girlfriend he never had.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
The Best Damn Sports Show Period
Sports discussion mayhem as usual.
- written by
David Duffman
Kobe Does A White Chick
Ron Jeremy answers Kobe Bryant scandal with a new porn film.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
