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Ron Jeremy...Horatio Sanz Tom Brokaw...Chris Parnell Peter North...Seth Meyers Kobe Tai...Maya Rudolph Jenna Jameson...Amy Poehler (Fade in to the offices of Ron Jeremy) (Ron Jeremy's office) (Ron Jeremy is watching television) Tom Brokaw: With the proceeding charges of Kobe Bryant raping a 19-year old woman, many wonder why, how and when did this crazy apocalyptic scene occur…more after this commercial break. Ron Jeremy: (thinking) There's got to be something here! (Continues to think) I've got it! (Grabs phone) Hey, Peter! It's Ron…look, have you been watching this Kobe Bryant thing? Yeah, look, I've got an idea, but I need a favor… (Fade out) (Fade in to a Hollywood Adult Film Studio) Ron Jeremy: Everyone, please gather. I am glad we have an all-star cast to cum together for this film. (Everyone laughs at “cum together”) Okay…I also want to thank Kobe Tai for cumming out of retirement for this picture. Without her, we would probably have another film to shoot today. Okay! Let's start…Okay, Kobe, you are going to cum into the hotel room to find Jenna, naked and masturbating. Okay, and Action! (Fade out) (Close up with black screen, an Adult Variety approaches) (Headline reads: “Tai cums out of retirement for (Fade in) Tom Brokaw: With the case of Kobe Bryant's raping charge, the adult film industry has fired back by shooting a film called “Kobe Does A White Chick”. Many wonder does this serve purpose in our society? Here now with their side of the story are the actors from “Kobe Does A White Chick” and the director of the film, Ron Jeremy. Welcome! (Double Screen shows Tom Brokaw from New York City and “Kobe Does A White Chick” cast from Hollywood) Ron Jeremy: It's good to be here, Tom. Tom Brokaw: Mr. Jeremy, I saw the film, and I have to say, I saw no need for this film for educational purposes beyond maybe in sexual education. Ron Jeremy: Well, thank you, Tom. We worked very long and hard… (Cut off by the laughter of Jenna Jameson & Kobe Tai) …on this film and I think, we think the work showed up quite well on screen. Tom Brokaw: I'd like to ask the girls in the film, Jenna, Kobe, what do you think was the purpose of this flick? Jenna Jameson: I think it was a masterpiece… (Cut off by the laughter of Peter North & Kobe Tai) …of what kind of work the adult film industry is capable of. Kobe Tai: I agree with Jenna. The camera angles, the sheer acting, the cumshots and the hand jobs, the blowjobs, the rug munching…this film was a simple easy example of how hard… (Cut off by the laughter of Tom Brokaw) …working porn stars are. Tom Brokaw: Well, point taken. Let us take a look of the film. Roll the clip. (Fade to a clip of “Kobe Does A White Chick”) (Images of rough lesbian sex between Kobe Tai and Jenna Jameson) (Fade back to the NBC Nightly News set) Tom Brokaw: Well, I'm convinced! (Double Screen appears again) Peter North: I'm hard just watching that! Oh god! (Peter North makes a face like he is about to climax) (A cumshot hits Tom Brokaw's forehead) (Brokaw begins to laugh) Peter North: Sorry about that, Tom. (All start breaking into laughter) Tom Brokaw: Oh, it's okay, Peter! I'm Tom Brokaw, and this has been the NBC Nightly News. Good night! (Fade out away from the Nightly News set) Tom Brokaw: (To the Porn stars) Do you guys like to get high? (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
