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Announcer.....Dean Edwards Woman.....Amy Poehler Man.....Will Forte Waitress.....Maya Rudolph [Camera passes down an aisle of a supermarket, displaying bag upon bag of junk food.] Announcer: Tired of the same old snack foods and candies? Want to surprise your sweet tooth with something new? Come on over to Kentucky Fried Candy and try their new Popcorn Gummy Bears! [Scene flips to a restaurant, where a woman and man are at the counter placing their order.] Woman & Man: Popcorn Gummy Bears, please! Waitress: Coming right up! [Camera is now in the cooking area.] Waitress: Here at KFC, we're so excited about our new Popcorn Gummy Bears. We take those boring old candies you grew up with as a child, battered and fried them up to perfection, and serve them with our new Sugar Sauce for the ultimate sugar high! [We now see the woman and man picking up a mid-sized clump of fried food, bite into it with an audible *crunch,* and pull half of it into their mouths, leaving a trail of orange and red goo spilling out of the food.] Waitress: And while you're here, try our other new product: Twice-baked Raspberry Steak Fingers! [The man dips a crusty, blue slab into the container of Sugar Sauce and takes a big bite.] [A slide showing a bowl of Popcorn Gummies and a small tray of three Raspberry Fingers.] Announcer: Stop into KFC today and get your Popcorn Gummies and Twice-baked Raspberry Fingers for only $3.99. And don't forget to ask about our kids' meal.. [Sitting by the woman and man now are a boy and girl, eating popcorn gummies.] Announcer: ..with a special, edible Hulk toy! [The boy takes a bite of his Hulk toy.] [The KFC logo appears.] Fade. Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
