September 6th, 2003
Host: Al Pacino
Pacino's Big Opening
Lorne Michaels wants to shoot relunctant Pacino from a cannon.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
Al Pacino's Monologue
Amy and Seth want Al to do "Scarface" for them.
- written by
John Edward Kilduff
Rosary Crisp
Lose the fat, not the religion.
- written by
Patrick Shoff
The Yelling Game
Contestants must yell the correct angered response.
- written by
JPIII
Batman V: The Dark Knight: Part I
Batman & Robin vs the evil Balls.
- written by
Jen
&
J.P. Diddy
VH-1's I Love The 20's
Modern celebrities recall the events surrounding 1929.
- written by
Cash Car Star
Batman V: The Dark Knight: Part II
Batman & Robin vs the evil Balls.
- written by
Jen
&
J.P. Diddy
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Arnold Schwartzenegger comments on the California governor's race.
Captain Democrat's identity is revealed.
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
Queer Eye for the Saudi Guy
Queer guys give Saudi tent a makeover.
- written by
Richard Martinoff
Dr. Heinz Searches for the Cure
Dr. Heinz & Bosco search for the missing ingredient.
- written by
JPIII
Batman V: The Dark Knight: Part III
Batman & Robin vs the evil Balls.
- written by
Jen
&
J.P. Diddy
Intimate Dialogues: A Conversation With John Blink
Original bandmember of The Magnificent Ambersons in interviewed.
- written by
Vincent Gargiulo
Any Given Saturday
James Lipton and the Actor's Studio take a look at Oliver Stone's latest work.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
