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Man on Street...Horatio Sanz Interviewer...Chris Parnell (OPEN ON THE PHRASE SUNG BY THE JINGLE SINGERS) SINGERS: (V.O.) (SUPER) "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" (CUT TO A GUY--HORATIO--BEING INTERVIEWED ON THE STREET) INTERVIEWER (O.S.): Excuse me sir, would you be willing to have a Sex Change for us? (MAN ON THE STREET IS VISIBLY SHOCKED) MAN ON STREET: Are you nuts? Get the hell out of my way... (TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY, BUT INTERVIEWER STOPS HIM WITH A KLONDIKE BAR.) INTERVIEWER (O.S.): I've got a Klondike bar that says you will. MAN ON STREET: Look buddy, I don't stoop down to your level to do things that are stupid...(NOTICING KLONDIKE BAR) Sex Change you say? (CUT TO A SHOT OF A KLONDIKE BAR BEING MADE.) SINGERS: (V.O.) "For that Chocolatty coated Ice Cream, loaded big and thick, no room for a stick..." (CUT TO "MAN ON THE STREET" NOW WEARING A MUU-MUU, RED WIG, AND LEATHER BOOTS. HE'S WAVING HIS/HER KLONDIKE BAR AT PASSERS BY.) MAN ON STREET: (IN A DOMINICAN ACCENT) Hey good lookin', (WAVES BAR TO PEDESTRIANS.) you want some of this Chico? (ATTEMPTS TO GYRATE BODY.) Or do you want some of this? (LOUD CRACKING NOISE IS HEARD.) Ahhh, My Back! Ow! (CUT TO A SHOT OF THE BAR & THE SLOGAN.) SINGERS: (SUPER) "What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar?" (CUT BACK TO MAN ON STREET LYING DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK IN PAIN.) MAN ON STREET: Would anyone bother to pick me up? RANDOM GUY IN THE STREET: (O.S.) Not in a million years, Tranny! (FADE OUT) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
