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Man on Street...Seth Meyers Interviewer...Chris Parnell (OPEN ON SLOGAN) SINGERS: (V.O.) "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" (CUT TO ANOTHER GUY BEING INTERVIEWED) INTERVIEWER: Excuse me sir, would you be willing to take (HOLDS UP A GUN) This Sniper Rifle, and aim it at a someone political? MAN ON STREET: What?! What kind of sadistic lunitic are you?! (PROCEEDS TO RUN OFF, BUT INTERVIEWER HOLDS HIM OFF.) INTERVIEWER: Would you do it for a Klondike Bar? MAN ON STREET: You just don't get it, do you? (TRIES TO RUN OFF AGAIN, BUT GETS STOPPED AGAIN.) INTERVIEWER: What if I told you that the person who I wanted you to pick off was none other than embattled California Governor Gray Davis? MAN ON STREET: (THINKING) Make it two Klondike Bars, and we'll talk... (CUT TO A SHOT OF A KLONDIKE BAR BEING MADE) SINGERS: (V.O.) "For that chocolatty coated Ice Cream, loaded big and thick, no room for a stick..." (CUT TO A SPEECH BEING MADE BY GRAY DAVIS, THEN TO A ROOF WHERE "MAN ON THE STREET" & INTERVIEWER ARE. "MAN ON THE STREET" IS IN FULL SNIPER PARAPHANALIA.) MAN ON STREET: (EATING HIS KLONDIKE BAR.) OK, I got him locked in my sights. INTERVIEWER: Knock him Dead! (PATS M.O.S. ON THE BACK, BUT IT SUPPRISES HIM, CAUSING HIM TO MISFIRE. A CROWD STARTS TO GO NUTS.) Uh-Oh... MAN ON STREET: What, what did I do? INTERVIEWER: (LOOKS TROUGH BINOCULARS) Looks like you just hit Cruz Bustamante. MAN ON STREET: Oh my god! INTERVIEWER: (STILL LOOKING) Wait a minute, don't worry, you only winged him in the shoulder. (CUT TO THE BAR & THE SLOGAN.) SINGERS: (V.O.) "What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar?" MAN ON STREET: (SOBBING) What have I done?! (EATS KLONDIKE BAR) Mmm, tasty! I mean, (CONTINUES SOBBING) What have I done?! (FADE OUT) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
