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Mime.....Chris Parnell Spokesman.....Chris Parnell Man.....Chris Parnell Woman.....Chris Parnell [ ext. – city street. Spokesman in suit. Random people in background ] Spokesman: Has this ever happened to you? You’re enjoying this great mime… [ mime doing his miming in front of business building ] Spokesman V/O: When you look at your watch and realize you have a business meeting in fifteen minutes? [ man in crowd checking watch ] Spokesman V/O: That mime was doing a great routine, but you don’t know if he’ll still be there when the meeting’s over—or if he’ll have moved on to something different. [ mime climbing fake rope ] Spokesman: [ stepping into frame ] Well, now there’s something you can use. Presenting the Mime Remote. [ man pulls remote from his jacket pocket ] Spokesman V/O: Just one click and your mime is paused. [ man presses button; mime freezes ] Spokesman V/O: Go attend that meeting, he’ll be here when you come back. [ ext. – in front of supermarket ] Spokesman: But what if you’re busy doing errands? [ mime trapped in a box ] Spokesman V/O: You’ve seen this routine thousands of times already. [ woman pushing shopping cart loaded with groceries while watching mime ] Spokesman V/O: Your kids have probably ruined the house by now and your ice cream’s about to melt! [ woman pulls out remote and presses button. Mime speeds through box routine and begins roping cattle. Woman presses button and mime is normal speed again ] Spokesman V/O: The fast forward button is just the thing for you! [ spokesman enters frame ] Spokesman: The Mime Remote! Your time, your mime. Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
