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October 11th, 2003
Host: Justin Timberlake

  • Shameless
    President Bush wonders if his actions might be shameless.
    - written by Jafi.com

  • Justin Timberlake's Monologue
    Timberlake is confronted by Britney Spears' ex-husband.
    - written by JPIII & Patrick Lonergan

  • Mallister Cannons
    Handmade cannons from the Amish.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • Good Ol' Fashioned Baby Making
    Parents-to-be can't decide on baby's characteristics.
    - written by Jen

  • Math Class
    Math teeacher expresses orgasmic sounds while teaching.
    - written by Wes Zack

  • Canonical Cannons
    The largest cannon store in the upper midwest.
    - written by JPIII

  • MTV Presents: G-Dubya keeps a Rappin’
    President Bush presents video cuts from his second album.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Chris Parnell comments on his friendship with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
    Arnold Schwarzenegger remarks about the recall vote.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • A Really Weird Bar Fight
    Slight misunderstanding begets bar fight.
    - written by JPIII

  • Peace Cannons
    Hippie product line continues cannon oneupmanship.
    - written by J.P. Ragan & Jen

  • The Coyotes
    Angry football coach yells at his Coyotes.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • BlasTek Cannons
    Miniature cannons take competitors by surprise.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Spike TV’s Pedophile Weekly
    Actors decide which underage actresses they'd like to nail.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Déjà Vu
    Potty-training the cat leads Harold into a personal rampage.
    - written by Phil Farmer

Justin Timberlake - 10/11/02