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Stuart Scott...Kenan Thompson Don Zimmer...Darrell Hammond Pedro Martinez...Finesse Mitchell Press 1...Seth Meyers Press 2...Will Forte Press 3...Horatio Sanz SCENE BEGINS WITH SPORTSCENTER VIDEO INTRODUCTION CUT TO SPORTSCENTER DESK WHERE WE SEE STUART SCOTT Stuart Scott: BOOH-YA! Welcome to Sportscenter! BOOH-YA! All of the world of sports wrapped up in a BOOH-YA! neat little package! Our top story tonight is BOOH-YA! The American League Championship Series and the rivalry between the Boston BOOH-YA! Red Sox and the New York BOOH-YANKEES! This rivalry has heated up even more than BOOH-YA! before after the altercations that heated up game three of this series. Now lets go out to Fenway BOOH-YA! Park where Don Zimmer is talking about his altercation with Pedro Martinez. BOOH-YA! CUT TO FENWAY PARK MEDIA ROOM DON ZIMMER ENTERS FROM THE SIDE AND SITS AT THE INTERVIEW DESK A YANKEES BANNER HANGS BEHIND HIM Don Zimmer: Good afternoon. I would like to start off by how sorry I am for what transpired in Game 3 of this series. My actions were completely inappropriate. (begins to cry) I appologize to game of baseball, The Yankees organization, The Red Sox organization, and to all of the fans for what transpired in Game 3. Pedro Martinez: (from off camera with accent) I don't. Don Zimmer: (looking around) What?! FROM OFF CAMERA A BASEBALL COMES FLYING THROUGH THE SCENE THE BASEBALL HITS ZIMMER IN THE HEAD WITH SOUND EFFECT AS ZIMMER FALLS TO THE GROUND PEDRO TAKES HIS PLACE AT THE INTERVIEW CHAIR A RED SOX BANNER IS DROPPED BEHIND HIM Press: (as a whole trying to get his attention) Pedro! Pedro! Pedro Martinez: (accent) I am ready for your questions. (pointing) Yes you. Press 1: Pedro, why did you intentionally just bean Don Zimmer? Pedro: (accent) He was crowding the plate. Next. Press 2: Pedro, was that the fastball? Pedro: (accent) Let me check. PEDRO PICKS UP THE STILL SHAKEN ZIMMER BY THE HEAD PEDRO TAKES OFF ZIMMERS CAP TO SHOW THE IMPRESSION LEFT BY THE BASEBALL AND TAKES A LOOK Pedro: (accent) Yes it was. PEDRO THROWS ZIMMER TO THE GROUND DOUBLE HANDED BY HIS HEAD Press 3: Pedro, what do you think the fan response will when you return to Yankee Stadium? Pedro: I believe the fans... Don Zimmer: (interrupting from off camera) I'll tell you what it will be! DON ZIMMER STANDS UP BEHIND PEDRO HOLDING A BASEBALL BAT ZIMMER HITS PEDRO IN THE HEAD KNOCKING HIM TO THE FLOOR Don Zimmer: (still hitting Pedro on the floor) I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE GAME OF BASEBALL, THE YANKEES ORGANIZATION, THE RED SOX ORGANIZATION, AND TO ALL THE FANS! OH, YEAH ONE MORE THING!... (to camera) LIVE FROM NEW YORK...IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
