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Benny.....Fred Armisen Kenny.....Kenan Thompson Penny.....Maya Rudolph Jenny.....Rachel Dratch Mrs. Benson.....Kelly Ripa Officer Karen.....Amy Poehler Blue-nosed Brandon.....Jimmy Fallon Mr. Allen.....Chris Parnell [ ext. driveway – day ] [ Mrs. Benson, dressed business casual, walks out of her house, and gets into her coupe ] Benny V/O: This is a song about Mrs. Benson, “The Mrs. Benson Song.” [ further scenes from Mrs. Benson’s day will occur as per the lyrics of the song interspersed among shots of the music group singing ] [ ext. playground – day ] [ Kenny, Penny, and Jenny standing. Benny, on a see-saw, enters frame from below whenever he has a line. All four wear barbershop style costumes, with red and white jackets and those hats ] Benny: [ singing ] Oh Mrs. Benson has a coupe Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] I think she’ll drive around the loop Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] Yes, Mrs. Benson has a coupe Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] I guess she’ll drive around that loop Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. [ ext. city street – day ] [ Kenny, Penny, and Jenny stand by hot dog cart, hot dogs in hand. Benny pops his head out from the storage area whenever he has a line ] Benny: [ singing ] Officer Karen is a cop Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] Tells Mrs. Benson she should stop Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] It seems she’s going way too fast Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] And this time better be her last Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] I~ Others: [ singing ] Why why why why why Benny: [ singing ] Don’t want a ticket today~ Others: [ singing ] Why why why why why Benny: [ singing ] There’s just no way I can pay~ Others: [ singing ] Why why why why why Benny: [ singing ] For my ticket today~ Officer Karen: [ popping head out of other storage area of hot dog cart ] It’s just a warning. [ ext. public pool – day ] [ Benny, Penny, Kenny and Jenny stand in waste-deep water still in barbershop garb while children using kickboards swim around them ] Benny: [ singing ] Blue-nosed Brandon is a clown Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] Ms. Benson almost ran him down Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] But he escaped without a bruise Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] Cause his feet are smaller than his shoes Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. [ ext. amusement park – day ] [ Benny, Jenny, Kenny and Penny are all sitting in the front four seats of a roller coaster car still in the station ] Benny: [ singing ] Mrs. Benson’s in her coupe Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] And she’s driving round the loop Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] Yes, Mrs. Benson’s in her coupe Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] And she’s blazing round that loop Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. [ Mrs. Benson is currently parked at a stoplight ] Benny: [ singing ] Oh, Mr. Allen has a gun Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] Tells Mrs. Benson she should run Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] Now Mr. Allen has a coupe Others: [ singing ] Du-doo, du-doot. Du-doo, du-doot. Benny: [ singing ] I guess he’ll drive around the loop Engineer: [ off-screen ] Guys, you can’t wear your hats on this ride. [ Benny, Jenny, Penny, and Kenny toss their hats off as the coaster leaves the station ] Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
