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Tom Bodet V/O.....Chris Parnell
SCENE BEGINS WITH VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THE LATEST ATTACK 0F THE AL-RASHID HOTEL IN BAGHDAD. THE CUSTOMARY MOTEL 6 VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND Tom Bodett: (dry with country drawl) Hi, I'm Tom Bodett and I'm the spokesman for Motel 6. Are you looking for a place to hang your hat while staying in beautiful downtown Baghdad, but don't have a lot of dinar? Then why not try the al-Rashid Motel 6. MORE VIDEO OF THE LATEST ATTACK IS SHOWN INCLUDING INTERIOR DAMAGE FOOTAGE Tom Bodett: The al-Rashid Motel 6 is famous for its al-fresco dining arrangements and nightly fireworks shows outside the premises. And if you check in by 11 am, you can get customary grenade in your bed turn down service...and a bomb threat wake-up call to help you rise and shine. US Deputy Defence Secretary Paul Wolfowitz swears his life by our service. So if your in the mood for a clean, comfortable room and don't mind dodging shoulder launched rockets... come to the al-Rashid Motel 6 and we'll leave the light on for ya...if the power's still workin' when you arrive. Hourly rates are available. Motel 6 is an Accor Hotel. SUPER ACCOR COMPANY LOGO ON SCREEN Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
