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Arroz ( Gay Spanish super hero).....Fred Armisen Pollo ( Arroz’s straight partner).....Horatio Sanz Little girl in distress #1.....Rachel Dratch Serge (French super hero).....Will Forte Little girl in distress #2.....Maya Rudolph Fade in… {Scene opens with our 2 Spanish superheroes flying through the air surveying their land} Pollo: {Thick Spanish accent} Hey slow down Arroz, I cannot fly at the speed that you can.. Arroz: (Thick gay Spanish accent) Well whose fault is that? Perhaps you should do a few more samba’s to burn off that disgusting fatness Mr. Fat Guy you… Pollo: Yea yea whatever, perhaps you should worry about that poor little girl who is drowning in that pool instead of my horrible fatness Arroz: Oh Jeeeezus, we must save her my ample amigo. Pollo: Whatever you say my homosexual hero… { Both our superheroes swoop down to aid the fledgling female} Little Girl #1: ( high pitched Spanish accent ) Oh please help me, I am far too young to die, please don’t let me die, for dying is not good… And if I was to die it would be soooo bad, so please…ahhh…you get the picture, just save me already… Arroz: {Looking at Pollo} Did you bring the rope? Pollo: { Looking at sky dejected and yelling} Aiyyyyyyy…La Ropa…. Arroz: I hope you’re happy Mr. “ We don’t need to learn how to swim to be super heroes” Just look at this poor helpless girl about to be choking on her own choking stuff that she will choke on… { Both our superheroes look at the girl as if to say “ Too bad for you” then at each other, then in the air before they fly off}… { The 2 Spaniards continue patrolling the land through the air, looking for people to help} Arroz: Well do you see anyone else who you want to kill, you fat man you. Pollo: Yes, and he is gay and flying right next to me… Arroz: If your actions on the ground were only as quick as your comebacks, we might actually save a person some day… Pollo: Speaking of saving someone, look over there at tres o’clock…that little girl is being mauled by a wombat… Arroz: {Sarcastically} Well there is no water around her so let’s give it a try… Pollo: {Shaking his head, yells} Enough already… {Both swoop towards the scene} Little Girl #1: Oh thank god…superheroes!!! Please get this thing off me… Arroz: Pollo, deploy the Wombat catcher… Pollo: Beat {looks at sky} Aiiiyyyyyy El wombat catchero…. Arroz: Okay now, this is the last straw… Pollo: 2 beats {looks at sky} Aiiiiyyy el strawo lasto…Aiiiyyyyy Dios mio’… {Cut to Serge the French superhero flying over same airspace… He sees the wombat attack and swoops down} Little Girl #1: Oh thank god, a real superhero is here to save me… {Wombat begins to pick up the pace of the mauling and blood begins to spray everywhere} Serge: { Looks at girl, then at our Spanish superheroes and says in a heavy French accent} I assumed you had this under control…I just presumed it might be a good photo op…But ahhhhh….{Serge looks up and swoops back into the air quickly}… Arroz & Pollo: {Both look at each other, then at the dying girl, then up in the air as we…} Fade out… Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
