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Jack... Chris Parnell Ann... Amy Poehler Trevor... Kenan Thompson Alexa... Maya Rudolph OPENS TO HUSBAND AND WIFE SITTING AT KITCHEN Jack: Ann, look at these Christmas cards I bought. Ann: (Ann looks at cards suspiciously) Jack, these have two black hands praying, and a Kwanza border. Jack: I know, I thought it would be funny to send this out to our friends as our Christmas cards. Ann: I guess, that's okay, but what about Trevor and Alexa... they're black. Jack: Oh right... I guess that's okay, they can take a joke. CUTS TO AN APARTMENT WITH THE SUPER: TWO DAYS LATER. WIFE IS SITTING IN LIVING ROOM. Alexa: Honey, did you get the mail? Trevor: (Walks in room) Yeah, I just got it. Look, a card from Jack and Ann. (Trevor opens letter.) Trevor: It's a Christmas card. Alexa: WHAT! Trevor: It's got praying hands and a bible verse! I am very offended. Alexa: We should be! Why don't you give them a call. TREVOR DIALS PHONE, SHOT GOES SPLIT SCREEN BETWEEN ANN AND TREVOR. Ann: Hello. Trevor: Yeah, Ann I just got your Christmas card, and let me say, I am deeply offended. Ann: Was it the black praying hands? Trevor: No. Ann: (Sounding Confused) well... then what was it? Trevor: I don't celebrate Christmas, I'm Jewish! Ann: What! Trevor: How could you not know, my name is Trevor Goldberg! Ann: I thought it was Goldberg like Whoopi! Trevor: No, and I'm also offended you would compare me to Whoopi Goldberg! Ann: I'm sorry, my husband bought them as a joke. Trevor: What kind of sick people are you!? Jack: Hey honey, who are you talking on the phone with? Ann: (Covering Receiver) Trevor and Alexa, did you know they were Jewish? Jack: I thought they were like Whoopi! Ann: No! Trevor: Hello, are you there. Ann: Oh, Trevor, I'm sorry for this misunderstanding. Trevor: You should be, my people have been through so much. Ann: Oh yes, slavery was terrible. Trevor: No! The Jews! We had the holocaust! Ann: That was awful too! I'm so sorry, let me invite you too our Chris-err Holiday Party. Trevor: I suppose that would be okay. Ann: Alright, it's settled, see you then. Jack: Wow, I would have never believed they were Jewish. Ann: I know me too! Jack: Hey, we forgot to send a card to our friend Mohammed. Ann: I think he'll understand if we don't Jack: Yeah you're right! FADES OUT Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
