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Announcer.....Chris Parnell Kids.....Several Child Actors Announcer: Hey kids, have you been watching the democratic presidential debates? Kids: Yeah! Announcer: Did you stay up late to watch all the news coverage of the Iowa caucus and the recent primaries? Kids: Yeah! Announcer: Then you will love “Democratic Presidential Hopeful Action Figures”! Go right now to your parents and bug the hell out of them until they get you “Democratic Presidential Hopeful Action Figures”! Democratic Presidential Hopeful Action Figures…no one is excluded. There’s John Edwards, John Kerry, Howard Dean, Retired General Wesley Clark, The Reverend Al Sharpton and even, Dennis Kucinch. All the action figures are voice activated. The Reverend Al Sharpton action figure has rhyming power. Here take a listen. Voice of Al Sharpton: I want to be the next leader of the world; I just got my hair curlered! The current President is a loser, and years ago he was a boozer; he’s a newzer, a twozer, a cuzzer, a duzzer. Al Sharpizzle for Presidizzle in November 2004izzle! Announcer: The Howard Dean action figure has frantic outbursts. Here take a listen. Voice of Howard Dean: Minnesota and North Dakota and Florida and Missouri and Texas and Arkansas and all the way to the White House in Washington, D.C.! (Action figure’s arm locks out of its socket) Yaah! Announcer: So kids, are you ready to play with the Democratic Party? The American people are, so what’s stopping you! Democratic Presidential Hopeful Action Figures, available at all Toys ‘R Us and Kay Bee Toys locations. Get the Democratic Presidential Hopeful Action Figures while the primaries last. (SUPER: Caution: Howard Dean’s frantic outbursts may injury children under the age of 3) This has been a message paid for by the committee for making fun of political figure’s popularity. (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
