Saturday Night You: Drew Barrymore: 02/14/04

February 14th, 2004

Host: Drew Barrymore

An Address by the President of the United States
Bush addresses the latest important issues.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Drew Barrymore's Monologue
Barrymore compares SNL to being in a romantic relationships.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
Disease Clinic: L.A. Commercial
No STD is left unturned.
- written by Scott Rowan
Oh, Romeo!
Post-show interviews from the State University cast of Romeo & Juliet.
- written by Cash Car Star
Women's Issues
Dr. Whenever's rape-prevention techniques for women are questionable.
- written by JPIII
Fart Not, People of Earth
Mars alien communicates through flatulence.
- written by J.P. Ragan
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Ryan McGregor, ranting college student, discusses Valentine’s Day envy.
Hillary Clinton is named one of the 25 Toughest Guys in America.
From his home, fired Jeff Richards speaks as Bill O'Reilly.
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
A Very Special Club
Supermarket savings club card is more trouble than it's worth.
- written by Ken Burmeister
Racquetball, Anyone?
Jim gives Bill pointers on playing racquetball with the boss.
- written by JPIII
The Fountains of Wayne Loves Your Mom
Fountains of Wayne endure song stereotyping.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Backstage at the Grammys
CBS Rep and Grammy's manager guard against post-Superbowl controversies.
- written by Prateek Srivastava