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Martin... Fred Armisen Jane... Drew Barrymore Man #1... Seth Meyers Man #2... Horatio Sanz Roger Daltrey... Jimmy Fallon Pete Townshend... Will Forte Announcer... Chris Parnell Announcer: Coming this Spring to ABC, from the producers of CSI, Disease Clinic: L.A. Martin: (Examining Man #1) Well sir, I’m afraid you have a case of Gonorrhea. Man #1: But, I’m a virgin! Martin: That’s impossible. Are you sure you weren’t ever raped? Announcer: They go out of there way to find out how you got your STD! Jane: I’m sorry to say but you have a case of genital herpes, not from your girlfriend, but oddly enough, from a dog. Man #2: Thanks I was worried my girlfriend was a two timing whore! BOTH LAUGH AT JOKE CUT TO SHOTS OF A SCIENCE LAB Martin: Jane, we have to find out if he got crabs from a whore, or a dead monkey. Wait a tick. I found a trace of semen, but wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Jane: It makes perfect sense; he had sex with a male prostitute. Martin: I see. Announcer: Disease Clinic: LA, with an all new remix of the Who’s hit song “Who Are You?” Daltrey: What do you have what-what, what-what Townshend: I really gotta know! Herpes, Chlamydia, Syphilis! Together: Come on tell me what you have, have, have, have, have! Announcer: Disease Clinic: L.A. coming this Spring to ABC! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
