February 21st, 2004
Host: Christina Aguilera
A Message From Conan O'Brien
No apology for making fun of Canada.
- written by
Scott Rowan
&
Wes Zack
Christina Aguilera's Monologue
Aguilera sings duet with Jimmy Fallon.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
Apprentice 3: SNL Edition
Cast members compete not to get fired.
- written by
Chris Gomez
The Conscientious Drug Dealer
Drug dealer tries to prevent teens from buying.
- written by
JPIII
Plucky Ducky Fun Hour
Kids' artwork under fire.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
The Passion #1
Mel Gibson chronicles Buddha.
- written by
Mark A.
Neptune's Lament
A couple's relationship hits the rocks while surfing.
- written by
Cash Car Star
The Passion #2
Mel Gibson chronicles Mohammed.
- written by
Mark A.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Whoopi Goldberg offers a commentary on Jeff Richards.
More comedy from "Just John Kruk".
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
Remote Mistake
Man makes error choosing pay-per-view movie.
- written by
Ken Burmeister
Death or Glory with Christina Aguilera
Aguilera hopes to talk of the greatness that is The Clash.
- written by
JPIII
Not That Innocent
Terry Jacks' original lyrics revealed.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
The Passion #3
Behind-the-scenes look at "The Passion" documentary.
- written by
Mark A.
The End Of The World As We Know It
Saving the world from Aguilera's engulfing vagina.
- written by
Jen