Conan O’Brien... Will Forte
Jeff Zucker... Jimmy Fallon
La Bomba... Horatio Sanz
Don Pardo V/O: We now interrupt this program for a brief announcement from Conan O’Brien.
Conan O'Brien: Hi folks, last week Late Night with Conan O’Brien was being aired in Toronto, Canada. We have come under fire for making fun of French Canadians while in their homeland. Well all I want to say to Canada is, take a look to the future all the way to the year 2000!
Jeff Zucker: (Hand going up and down while speaking) Hey Conan, mind if I join?
Conan O'Brien: No, NBC president Jeff Zucker!
STUDIO LIGHTS GO OFF
La Bomba: In the year 2000, in the year 2000.
Conan O'Brien: (Holding Flashlight) In the year 2000, the Toronto Maple Leafs will win their first Stanley Cup since 1967. The scene will soon turn tragic when hockey commentator Don Cherry trips and causes a massive earthquake knocking down the SN Tower.
La Bomba: In the year 2000, in the year 2000.
Jeff Zucker: I love Canadian people, they rule!
LIGHTS QUICKLY TURN ON
Conan O'Brien: What the hell was that?! You ruined the “In the Year 2000” format.
Jeff Zucker: Calm down Conan, you’re in deep trouble with Canada. You’re not welcome back there, they’re even talking about not broadcasting your show, I’m trying to score you some points.
Conan O'Brien: Oh who needs Canada, they’re a colder more bland version of America.
Jeff Zucker: Conan this is serious, we’re losing ratings in Canada.
Conan O'Brien: Come on, we’re NBC home of the sitcom Whoopi! and Reality show “Who Wants to Marry My Dad?”
Jeff Zucker: Don’t bring that up.
Conan O'Brien: NBC is the home of Leno and Carson... Daly, Friends, Will and Grace! Our network is a great one and we don’t need no stinking Canada!
Jeff Zucker: Wow, I don’t know what to say.
Conan O'Brien: I do, Live From New York its Saturday Night!
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