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March 6th, 2004
Host: Colin Firth

  • Backstage At Saturday Night Live
    Former fired cast members come to Jeff Richards' defense.
    - written by Jim Bevan & Mark Jenninge Reese II

  • Colin Firth's Monologue
    Firth imagines if "Seabiscuit" had beaten "Lord of the Rings" at Academy Awards.
    - written by Hillary

  • Coming This November
    Movie trailer shows dominant side of the short people.
    - written by Alex Thomson

  • Buzz & Sal Jr.
    103.5 WROC, Solid Rock has difficulty giving away Irongear tickets.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • The Time Machine
    Time traveler uncovers a different of Jesus.
    - written by JPIII

  • Teeing Off with Father Tim
    Disgruntled man of religion interviews professional miniature golf champion.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Kenan Thompson comments on the end of Super Sized meals at McDonald's.
    Rachel Dratch comments on her newfound sexual orientation.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • More Overlooked Sports Superstars
    Former Rock, Paper, Scissors champion is interviewed.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Misunderstanding Dad
    Paranoid father accuses Billy of misunderstood acts.
    - written by Wes Zack

  • Fisherman Job Interview
    Crusty old captain interviews for a new fisherman.
    - written by JPIII

  • Nightline
    Ted Koppel addresses Oscars issue with Democratic candidates.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Greg and Elle
    Greg worries Elle might think he has a small penis.
    - written by Mike Metheny

Colin Firth - 03/06/04