March 13th, 2004
Host: Ben Affleck
An Address by the President of the United States
President Bush discusses gay marriage.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
Ben Affleck's Monologue
From the audience, Jay & Silent Bob interrupt Affleck.
- written by
J.P. Ragan
&
Mark Jennings Reese II
The Jayson Blair Hour
Coming to television this April.
- written by
Wes Zack
Pool Hustled
Who's hustlin' who?
- written by
JPIII
Zechtinoxophin
Doctor prescribes unorthodox pill to harried patient.
- written by
Jen
Dollar Bills
Single man's tactic for attracting women backfires.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Chris Parnell comments on the Presidential race.
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
The Lord of the Rings V: The Orcs Strike Back
Peter Jackson and film execs plan new Lord of the Rings sequel.
- written by
J.P. Ragan
Newspaper Clippings
Senior parish members provide young couple with extra newspaper clippings.
- written by
Cash Car Star
Prison Bachelor
Bachelor in prison is picky about choosing women to date.
- written by
JPIII
Scrabble Tournament
John Madden and Stuart Scott cover the sports excitement.
- written by
Scott Rowan
Advertisement Inc.
New Voiceover personnel causes strife at ad agency.
- written by
Mark A.
The Drunken News with Barry Dunbar
Barry Dunbar takes a drunken look at the local news.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
