April 10th, 2004
Host: Janet Jackson
Bush Address: September 11th Confession
President Bush admits prior knowledge of September 11th.
- written by
Zac Ross
Janet Jackson's Monologue
As a precaution, Jackson's chest is blurred out.
- written by
J.P. Ragan
Maronga Baby Food
No more tasteless baby food for your little one.
- written by
JPIII
The Downfall of Archie & Friends
New black student transforms Archie and friends ghetto-style.
- written by
DRG4
Life Today
Carter MacAbee wants to penalize stupidity in America.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
The Flag
Homeowner has excessive love for Old Glory.
- written by
JPIII
Wrigley's Boner-mint Gum
Freshens your breath as well as your sex life.
- written by
Ken Burmeister
Enemies of the FCC Convention
Opponents of the FCC gather together.
- written by
Hillary
SPIKE TV’s "The Jay-C Show"
Ladies’ man Jay C interviews Janet Jackson, and stares at her breasts.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II