Saturday Night You: Lindsey Lohan: 05/01/04

May 1st, 2004

Host: Lindsey Lohan

Bush Answers His Critics
President Bush answers the tough questions about 9-11.
- written by Jafi.com
Lindsey Lohan's Monologue
Lohan does a cheap, unnecessary plug for "Mean Girls".
- written by Hillary
Voting These Days
Think you have a choice?
- written by Steve Parish
Chinese Coke
Patrons request special ingredient in their drinks at this restaurant.
- written by JPIII
The Peeping Tom
Co-ed is visited by official university Peeping Tom.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
Schick Happens
Schick Corporation tour peior to acquisition.
- written by Jim Bevan
Detective Sours Cracks the Case
Detective Sours attempts to multitask while solving a murder.
- written by Cash Car Star
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Jay-C comments on the porno industry shutdown via review of "13 Going On 30."
Rebecca Romijn and Halle Berry announce "Lesbians Over 30 that aren’t Dykes Club."
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
Let Them Eat Fudge
Grown girl resents working a front yard lemonade stand.
- written by J.P. Ragan
I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!
Jimmy Fallon idol worship from his female fans.
- written by Jen
Valedictorian Ritual
At this high school, being a valedictorian requires knee-pads.
- written by JPIII
The Insane Pirate
Movie thieves stand trial.
- written by DRG4
Western College Orientation
Orientation leader fields questions.
- written by Mike Short
Dr. Jose: Housecall Doctor
Impersonal doctor/patient relationships.
- written by Christena Pazos
The Andrew 'Dice' Clay Show
If a guy like Jimmy Kimmel can get late night talk shows, then the DICEMAN can!
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II