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Voice-over.....Seth Meyers Voter.....Darrell Hammond Announcer.....Will Forte (person enters booth) Voice-over: Welcome to the automated assisted voting booth. Please select your candidate. Voter: John Kerry. Voice-over: You have selected George W. Bush. Voter: Um, John Kerry, please. Voice-over: Please select number one if this choice is correct. Please select number two if this choice is not incorrect. Voter: What? Oh, come on now, hey, can someone come help me with this? Voice-over: Thank you for voting for George W. Bush. You have made America proud. Have a nice day? Voter: Stupid machine... (kicks it) (secret agents enter and surround him) Mob: Come out with your hands up! Voter: What the? I JUST CAME TO VOTE! Announcer: Vote George W. Bush in the 2004 elections. Face it, you don’t really have a choice. Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
