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.....Snoop Dogg MC Hammer.....JB Smoove Don Pardo: Ladies and gentlemen, Snoop Dogg! (Snoop enters the home base stage through the back entrance door) Snoop Dogg: Thank you; it’s a real honor to be here…hosting SNL up in the mother! (Camera cuts to audience) MC Hammer: You’re doing it all wrong! Snoop Dogg: Schizzle? Is that a bum? (MC Hammer comes on stage) MC Hammer: No, it’s me. MC Hammer, damn it! Snoop Dogg: Who? MC Hammer: MC Hammer! My fame peaked in the early 90’s and then went down hill from there. Snoop Dogg: I’m sorry, I was way too f’d up in the early 90’s. I couldn’t even tell you what my baby’s mother’s name was. MC Hammer: Shut up, just listen to me. You are doing this whole…monologue thing wrong. You’re not supposed to do comedy. You’re supposed to sing a song or something. Rappers aren’t actors…and actors aren’t rappers! Ya got me? Snoop Dogg: Yeah, I got you. Security, get this smelly bum off the stage and out of this building! (Security rushes the stage and pulls MC Hammer off the stage, out of the studio) Snoop Dogg: Now, getting back to what I was saying before I was interrupted by that hobo…It’s an honor to be hosting this show. I’ve been a musical guest on this show a few times and it’s been fun. But now, the real challenge is doing comedy. Yeah, I can be a funny guy. I’ve done some acting over the last few years, nothing too serious. It’s not like I’m going to be doing Shakespeare any time soon, but that would make for an interesting concept…Snoop Dogg does Shakespeare. (Camera fades to black as stage is being set) Don Pardo: And now, ladies and gentlemen, Snoop Dogg does Shakespeare. (Camera fades in on Snoop Dogg on a Shakespearean stage set) Snoop Dogg: To be or not to be, that is the mother-flipping question. Whether ‘tis nobler in the eyes of outrageous bling, bling! Yo! That was farizzle! We got a really great show for you tonight. Avril Lavigne is here. I’m here, we’ve got great sketches involving hip-hop and weed to look forward to, so stick around, we’ll be right back! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
