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Viagra
written by: Patrick Lonergan


Bob.....Snoop Dogg
Female Co-Worker #1.....Maya Rudolph
Male Co-Worker #1.....Fred Armisen
Female Co-Worker #2.....Tina Fey
Male Co-Worker #2.....Finesse Mitchell
Female Co-Worker #3.....Rachel Dratch
President George W. Bush.....Will Forte


[ open on Bob walking into the office, confidence beaming from his eyes ]

Female Co-Worker #1: Hey, Bob! Did you get a haircut?

Bob: Nope!

Male Co-Worker #1: Bob! Did you buy a new suit?

Bob: No.

Female Co-Worker #2: Wow, Bob! Did you lose weight?

Bob: [ chuckles ] Not at all!

Male Co-Worker #2: Did you get that big promotion, Bob?

Bob: Certainly not.

Female Co-Worker #3: Bob, what's different about you?

Bob: I, uh.. I voted for Kerry.

[ awkward pause ]

Male Co-Worker #1: Wow.. that does take a lot of balls.

[ cut to container of Viagra sitting on a bedroom nightstand ]

Announcer: Viagra. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

[ tiny box opens in bottom-right corner of screen ]

President George W. Bush: I'm George W. Bush.. and I approved this mesage.

[ SUPER: "Approved by President George W. Bush" ]

[ fade ]


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