Saturday Night You: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen: 05/15/04

May 15th, 2004

Host: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen

Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire
Jaded Mary-Kate and Ashley dread the evening's forthcoming sketches.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen's Monologue
Mary-Kate pretends Ashley is nothing more than a marketing ploy.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
Private England's Dilemma
Lynndie England juggles multiple tasks with ease.
- written by Max R.
Smiles and Frowns
The good life for Frowns, not-so-good life for Smiles.
- written by Mark A.
Team Morale
Coaches put down child athletes while handing out awards.
- written by Jen
Time After Time
Time travel presents problems for talk show host.
- written by J.P. Ragan
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Subway Lady has bonded with Jimmy and Tina.
Chris Parnell comments on the existence of the third party.
The SNY Writing Crew
What’s In A Name?
Russian-named identical twins, and people with near-cereal names are featured.
- written by Mark A.
Donald Rumsfeld Holds A Press Conference
Rumsfeld answers reporter's questions with snid remarks about Iraq.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Double Trouble
Confusion when buddies date twin sisters without prior knowledge.
- written by DRG4
SPIKE TV’s The Jay – C Show”
Professional pedophile Jay C asks the Olsons gross questions about their sexuality.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II & Jim Bevan