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...Matt LeBlanc ...Horatio Sanz Jennifer Aniston...Rachel Dratch Lisa Kudrow...Maya Rudolph Matthew Perry...Seth Meyers Courtney Cox...Amy Poehler David Schwimmer...Will Forte ...A Guy From the Rembradts (guest) Don Pardo V/O: Ladies and gentleman, Matt LeBlanc! (Matt LeBlanc enters, wearing a dark green sweater with a white stripe and blue jeans. you know, casual stuff. Matt takes the cheers as they come) Matt LeBlanc: Thank you! Thank You! Finally, I'm hosting! For those who don't know, yes both of you, I'm Matt LeBlanc, better knwn as Joey from Friends! (audience applaude) And the guy who cried on Jennifer Aniston's shoulder last January. Well, the good news is I'm getting a spin-off in August called "Joey". (applause) Yeah. How original. Since the season is over, I thought I'd do what no other Friend would do. Give an honest opinion on the series! It's over. Thank God! I never thought it'd stay on for obvious reasons. Well, ten years and little culture later, it's still a hit. And I'm just being overlooked. Why? 'Cause I'm the idiot! And I thought people loved the dumb guy. But, it's the hair. Isn't that right, Jennie? I don't understand why they loved her hair. It was also the goofy nose that made her hot, wasn't it viewers? .....I feel like the only one to say that. And onto more bashing, why the blue Hell were David and Lisa hired, anyway? It literally looks like they fished 'em out of a lake. Seriouly. If I was that ugly, I'd shoot myself. I think they wanted to show that we really were friends by adding a little not hotness in the mix. Since they had sexy little me, that... (LeBlanc is interupted by women cheering in agreement) Yeah, I know. (continuing) That was just about a requirement. Now, to Courtney. If you ask me, she's the finest. The only problem: they hooked her up with Matt. Not me, the other one. Matthew Perry. Why, God, why?! Why couldn't I get her in the end, leaving Perry with a spin-off that'll crash like the Hindenburg. Did the guy with the box-shaped head to get the box slash head?!? And worse, she has Arquette. Man, if I had here I'd ride her like a pony. (starts doing... erm, a riding dance) (Horatio Sanz enters) Horatio Sanz: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Matt, Matt. Are you sure you should be saying all that stuff? Matt LeBlanc: Indeed, I am. What makes you think I shouldn't? Horatio Sanz: Well, the cast is sitting right in front of you. (pan to Jennifer Aniston (Dratch), Lisa Kudrow (Rudolph), Matthew Perry (Meyers), Courtny Cox (Poehler), and David Schwimmer (Forte) sitting in a row. Aniston and Perry have looks of anger at LeBlanc, and Cox, Schwimmer, and Kudrow with looks of shock. Kudrow runs away crying seconds later) Matt LeBlanc: Wow. I didn't see them. At least I didn't trash the theme, did I? Horatio Sanz: No. Matt LeBlanc: Are the Rembrandts here? Horatio Sanz: No, I don't... Matt LeBlanc: Okay. What the hell was the big deal of this theme song? You only get thirty seconds of it and it's a #1 hit. You don't know how many times I wanted to smash my radio. Hey guys, here's something for you. (singing to the theme) I'll be there for you, to have your ass meet my boooooo...... (out of nowhere, a guy from the band The Rembrandts comes up and smashes the back of Matt's head with a guitar. the crowd cheers at the cameo as Matt staggers to his feet) Matt LeBlanc: (slightly dazed) (to Horatio) Oh, hey, Horatio. (noticing Rembrandts guy) Woah! You're from the Rembrandts! Rembrandts Guy: Yeah, hey. Sorry 'bout the... Matt LeBlanc: (still dazed, putting his shoulder around the Rembrandts guy) That's okay. As long as we caught that Sirius Black dude. Anyway, rockin' show. We have the Rembrandts... Horatio Sanz: (before the audience can applaude) Actually, Matt, our musical guest is 3 Doors Down. Matt LeBlanc: (still dazed) They're 3 Doors Down? Great, I'll go get 'em. Stick around, we'll be back in a jiffy. Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
