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Scott Peterson...Matt LeBlanc
FADE IN: A guy wearing an orange jump suit with chains on his feet is walking up to the front of the kitchen. It turns out to be Scott Peterson discussing his brand new product. Scott Peterson: Hello, I'm Scott Peterson. Currently on trial for the double murder of my wife and unborn child, and I'm here to talk to you about a brand new product I like to call...Orange-O. It's the latest and best cleaner out there to date, you can't get this anywhere else but on television. Guard: Hurry it up! Scott Peterson: Well, like I was saying. The power of Orange-O is revolutionary. With the power of 1,000,000 oranges and some bleach, you can take care of any stain on earth. With our 30 second gaurantee, you will be more than satisfied with our product or we'll refund your money. Just look at what the power of Orange-O can do. (Various different types of stains are shown as Scott demonstrates what the power of Orange-O can do.) Scott Peterson: Those mud stains from the woods, watch Orange-O remove the mess with ease. Blood stains on the carpet, Orange-O picks up the spots in seconds..and is completely invisible under UV rays. Left suspecting fingerprints somewhere? Orange-O will make those prints dissapear. And if you act now, we'll throw in a special heavy duty duffle bag a value or 19.95 for free. Also, you will get our specially tagged shovel and an "I didn't do it" alibi list. Call now! FADE OUT Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
