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July 10th, 2004
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Host: Scarlett Johansson
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- Nightline
John Kerry proudly shows off his new running-mate.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Scarlett Johansson's Monologue
Bill Murray tries to cross-promote the Garfield movie.
- written by Jack Farrell
- National Air
Airline gives away free tickets for being nice.
- written by Dwight Bryce
- Professionals and Answering Machines
Per client request, professional tries to fix his answering machine message.
- written by JPIII
- Chameleon Man and Brad
Chameleon Man and his friend with X-ray vision discuss beauties at a bar.
- written by Cash Car Star
- Rumble in da Hood
The Rock & DMX star in this summer big blockbuster action film.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- Weekend Update with Tina Fey
Ralph Nader clarifies anti-Semitism confusion.
McAffe Funeral Parlor raffles a free funeral to a lucky audience member.
Anchorman Ron Burgundy reports on the release of his film.
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
- Cancer
Patient is bummed that he doesn't have cancer.
- written by Jen
- Psychotic Harry's
Post-holiday, albeit illegal, discount fireworks.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Naming Them
Playful couple try to name the woman’s breasts.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- Billy's Corner
Tina Fey’s cousin gets to write a sketch.
- written by Fritz Haarmann
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