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VO: Are you a racist? Passenger: No, of course not. I would never judge anybody based on the color of their skin. VO: Hmm, we here at National Airlines take that as a yes. Are you unhappy with the high price of airline tickets? Passenger: Yeah, who isn’t? VO: Well, we here at National Airlines want to put your love of racial profiling and overall cheapness together in one neat little package. Passenger: Okay, you’re scaring me now. Look I already told you, I am not a racist. VO: Yes, yes Mr. Grandwizard we want to reward you and people like you with membership into the Gold Star club. We believe that the best way to stop terrorism is with help of the public. So if you successfully spot a terrorist, you’ll get 4 tickets to anywhere in the world you want to go. Passenger: (extremely agitated) For the last time, I’m telling you I am not a ra-. Did you say that I could go anywhere I want in the world for free? Hmm, the guy that does my taxes has always given me the willies. VO: (mocking tone) That’s right Mr. I’ll never judge anybody on... I knew it. Dangle a few tickets in front of you all of a sudden you’re ready to tackle all ladies with red dots on their forehead. Passenger: You just get those tickets ready because I got some vacation time coming to me. VO: That’s right, if you’re ready to shred the constitution like our friend here, then step right up to your National Airlines counter and ask to be a member of the Gold Star club. Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
