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Announcer.....Darrell Hammond The Rock.....Fred Armisen DMX.....Finesse Mitchell Arnold Schwarzenegger.....Darrell Hammond Eminem.....Chris Parnell (A movie trailer begins) Announcer: Every summer, a movie comes along and causes everyone to start talking. It’s always the buddy cops, isn’t it? This summer, it’s not much different. The Rock and DMX star in this summer’s blockbuster action thriller. The Rock is an ex-wrestler; ex-con and he’s just stop drinking. His partner is DMX. He’s a jailhouse rapper, convicted felon, and former drug dealer. Oh yeah, the President has just pulled DMX out of jail, and give the buddy cops 48 hours to take down the biggest drug lord in the United States…if they succeed, then DMX can be released from jail, for good. Sounds like “48 Hours”? Yeah, we though so, too! It’s the Rock. It’s DMX. And it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger playing the President, against the biggest drug lord on the west coast, played by Eminem. So, let’s recap…The Rock is an ex-wrestler…DMX is a bad boy from the streets and the two must join together and take down the biggest drug lord. If the guys can’t take the drug lord down, they’re going back to jail, together. This summer, it’s gonna be a rumble in da hood. The Rock. DMX. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Eminem. America. This summer see an action thriller for the ages…It’s “48 Hours” for the REDBULL generation. Rumble in da hood. Opening July 30th. This film is rated R…for retarded. (Movie Trailer ends) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
