July 24th, 2004
Host: David Cross
Kerry’s Interviews for Vice President
Kerry interviewed an unexpected applicant.
- written by
Zac Ross
David Cross' Monologue
Bob Odenkirk’s anti-Budweiser stance prevents him from co-hosting.
- written by
Guy Herndon
Hospital Clown
Hospital clown wants to raise the spirits of a recently-deceased boy.
- written by
JPIII
Marshall and Rita Visit the Ballpark
Argumentative Marshall and Rita Towers attempt to find their seats and ice cream.
- written by
Cash Car Star
Weekend Update with Tina Fey
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks Lance Armstrong is a girly man.
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
Lawrence of the Boardroom
Office employee spent his vacation watching "Lawrence of Arabia".
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
An Address by the President of the United States
President Bush announces second-term agenda and re-selects a running mate.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
Small Claims
Theft of campaign signs is brought before court.
- written by
Jen
Wedding Conversation
Groom takes cell call from the buddy he forgot to invite to the wedding.
- written by
Ramsey G. Ess
The Totally Cliché Show
Horror film nerds make fun of new film from Victor Salva.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II