- Bush Address: September 11th Confession
President Bush admits prior knowledge of September 11th.
- written by Zac Ross
- Ben Affleck's Monologue
From the audience, Jay & Silent Bob interrupt Affleck.
- written by J.P. Ragan & Mark Jennings Reese II
- Subway
It's okay, if you have Subway for lunch.
- written by Wes Zack
- Film Noir
Film noir detective gets caught up in his narrative descriptive verse.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- 3-Deep Blue Sea
Submarine Commander enjoys looking through the periscope.
- written by J.P. Ragan
- Oh, Romeo!
Post-show interviews from the State University cast of Romeo & Juliet.
- written by Cash Car Star
- The Tape
High class gentlemen are disturbed yet intrigued by erotic videotape.
- written by JPIII
- Remote Mistake
Man makes error choosing pay-per-view movie.
- written by Ken Burmeister
- Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Kenan Thompson comments on the end of Super Sized meals at McDonald's.
Rachel Dratch comments on her newfound sexual orientation.
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
- Schick Happens
Japanese businessmen marvel Schick acquisition.
- written by Jim Bevan
- World Renowned Service
Waitress goes beyond the call of duty to insure diners' food is satisfactory.
- written by Jen
- The Tales of Dr. Rourke - College Professor II
Former graduate student recalls river visit with Dr. Rourke.
- written by JPIII
- Baby Adoption
Adoption agency expresses disdain for married woman who wants a baby.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- 1932
An evening at McGuire's Pub, circa 1932.
- written by J.P. Ragan
- Verizon Wireless
Wireless spokesmen get their due.
- written by Scott Rowan
- Enemies of the FCC Convention
Opponents of the FCC gather together.
- written by Hillary
- Ebert & Roeper
"Gigli" sequel stars siblings of the famous couple.
- written by Mark A.
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